(Fifty Shades Freed) [E–book] · E.L. James


Fifty Shades Freed

Download Fifty Shades Freed 100 Ng her own integrity identity or independence; Christian must somehow overcome his compulsion to control and lay to rest the horrors that blighted his past and haunt his present Just when it seems that together their love can conuer any obstacle tragedy malice and fate combine to make Ana's worst nightmares come tru. Okay don t hurt me I know there are a lot of Christian Grey fans out there unfortunately I am just not one of them This is the third and final installment of the Fifty Shades trilogy Ana and Christian are now married and are set to live a long and happy life or are they With some body out there threatening them and Christian s own fucked up past wedded bliss maybe but a dreamAlthough I am not the biggest fan of the other books I did find them strangely addicting and was uite looking forward to Fifty Shades Freed but I am very disappointed I expected so much For me the book went like thisAna I am going out for some milk Christian See you in 5Christian NO STAY MINE Why are you abandoning me for milk I KNEW I was unworthy of love STAYAna It is not that I am abandoning you for milk we have just run out you know I love you gives soulful lookChristian MINE STAY It is dangerouslooks awayWhat would I do without you looks vulnerableAna My poor Fifty Oh Mr Grey you know I would never leave youthis is about your birth mother isn t it She never got you milkChristian It is simply too dangerous you are MINE MINE MINE Now Mrs Grey come here I want to use sex to avoid talking about our problems Mrs GreyAna Oh okayyou know I would never refuse you Mr Grey The next morningAna looks down at her cereal I knew I should have gotten some milk Rinse and repeatI found the whole thing repeatative and Ana and Christian continued to irritate me and as I read the book she would do something any normal girl would do he would go psycho about it she would cave they have sex he gets his way It drove me nuts I guess the two stars that I have given it are for the sex scenes themselves they were hot although I did start to get bored of them about half way through the book It seems instead of giving Fifty Shades Freed a plot it has just been filled out with sexI don t normally give such negative reviews and I try to say something positive something that I liked but I have found it hard for this book But I know alot of people including my friends have loved it and would gleefully takes Ana s place if they couldjust please please cross me off that list

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Download Fifty Shades Freed 100 Tian agreed Now together they have love passion intimacy wealth and a world of infinite possibilities But Ana always knew that loving her Fifty Shades would not be easy and being together poses challenges neither of them ever anticipated Ana must somehow learn to share Christian's opulent lifestyle without sacrifici. Things I have learned while reading the Fifty Shades seriesa Stalking is good No reallystalking is acceptable behavior rolls eyesb Being controlled is a turn on Free will Freedom Why would I want that I want someone to control me Well sometimes at leastbecause you knowthere are benefits to being controlled See belowc If you have low self esteem it s perfectly okay to lose your virginity to a stalker uber controlling guy who gets off on kinky fckery Because you know you knew he was into kinky fckery Ana s words not mine You knew he didn t want the hearts and flowers and vanilla sex And you know this becausewell you knowyou embarked on this relationship after having signed a non disclosure agreement regarding your relationship with said stalker uber control freak and after you ve studied a contract regarding his kinky fckery and what he would do to you as his submissive So you can t say that you didn t know what you were getting yourself intod Once you ve lost yourself to said stalker uber control freak it s okay to solve all your problems and there will be many mind you starting with the fact that this guy you re having a relationship with is such a control freak and a stalkerbut I digressit s okay to solve all your problems with never ending mind blowing kinky fckery multiple times a day every day And the problems and fights you have the better Because he gets off on when you re bad and you get off on his kinky fckery And because by now you realize that sex solves everything That s the one thing you two have in common You revel in it Even if everything about you is being controlled such as what you eat where you go who you see what you do it s all okay Kinky fckery solves all that lost freedom you once knew and enjoyed And the best part Everything s good because you ve got a stalker uber control freak who has accepted that you will not be a submissive He worships the ground you walk on and loves you and can t live without you Psstguess whatI think he s got lower self esteem than you do What s that You think you re perfect for each other WowI never would ve seen that cominge And if you re bad eg you decide to visit with your friend your mom go to work or heaven forbid skip a meal you will be found He will show up wherever you are even if you re on the opposite end of the country And you will be punished Harshly With never ending mind blowing kinky fckery And with spanking for those small offenses flogging or whipping for slightly larger offenses or if you were really bad you will be tortured with a vibrator and will not be allowed to have an orgasm Ummmokay Oh waitsorrythat wasn t the worst If you re really really bad as in you go topless in a nude beach in Italy your wrists will be handcuffed to your ankles and you will be tortured with kinky fckery which will inevitably leave you with chafed wrists and ankles as well as hickies bruises and bite marks all over your torso from your neck down so that you can no longer wear a bikini You have been marked As the property of one stalker uber control freak So let that be a lesson to you f But if you were said low self esteemed innocent girl then you will be okay with it all Because you love the stalker uber control freak Warts and all And isn t that what love is all about anyway Looking past someone s faults and accepting them and losing yourself in them and trying to forge through all that pain and angst together Because you two together can do anything Right That s what it s all about right And you will save him From himself From his sad forlorn horrible abused past From the pedophile who turned him onto BDSM From all the craziness that is in him You are his Messiah You will free him of all that ails him You are strong enough for the both of you You have achieved a demented Goddess complex You will agree to marrying him even though you ve only known him less than two months because you know that you two are yin and yang You complete each other He had you at Hellog And it will all be okay because said stalker uber control freak will give you an Audi A3 a Saab an Audi R8 a laptop an iPad a Blackberry 3 count em 3 first editions of Tess of the D Urbervilles because one wasn t enough a closet full of designer clothing and a multimillion dollar house Oh did I mention that he will also buy the company that you work for so that he can control you what you do and who you work with No Well stalker uber control freak will definitely buy your companyh After all that not to mention the mind blowing kinky fckery why you have no recourse but to marry the guy Otherwise you d just be ungrateful And because you know that your life would lose all meaning without him and his would be a dark chasmic miasma without you I know I knowyou re perfect for each other You already said that Shhh So you will accept his offer of marriage You will accept him warts and all which includes all his baggage Which will of course include one or all of the following blackmail BDSM pedophilia the Red Room of Pain arson kidnapping breaking and entering stalker ex girlfriends who stalk youwatch you while you sleeppoint a gun at you women who want your man sexual harassment by your boss multiple car chases spying 247 security a helicopter crash psychiatric evaluations intense mother hatred extreme jealousy heart attacks unwanted pregnanciesphew I m exhausted The list is exhaustiveBoy am I glad I read this series Because now I know what I ve been missing Silly me to think that my life has been pretty good thus far shakes head I need to ditch my all too vanilla hubby and find a stalker uber control freak who will demean me and control me and make me a billionaire and repay me with never ending mind blowing kinky fckery and absolute all encompassing read stifling suffocating totally unhealthy love Because that s why this series is so popular rightshakes headUgh

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Download Fifty Shades Freed 100 When unworldly student Ana Steele first encountered the driven damaged young entrepreneur Christian Grey it sparked a sensual affair that changed both their lives irrevocably Shocked intrigued and ultimately repelled by Christian's singular sexual tastes Ana demanded a deeper commitment; determined to keep her Chris. Welcome back fellow masochists or those of you who simply wish to forgo the hassle of reading this crap and opt for my poignant reviews instead I wish I could say Fifty Shades Freed met my expectations butwell honestly I don t know what the fuck that was I don t know how I feel I don t know what to think The only thing I know is that usually after finishing a trilogyseries I m lost My brothers end up finding me curled up in a ball somewhere and they laugh and call me names most of which are variations of emo douchebag because I m all like I can t help it If I ve invested enough of myself into a story to read than one installment it generally means I liked it or at least something about it That wasn t the case with the Fifty Shades trilogy I went into Fifty Shades of Grey knowing full well I would probably hate it and I wasn t wrong In fact I think I may have underestimated that book in terms of how thoroughly it would infuriate and disgust me I considered not bothering with the next two installments because I was certain it wouldn t get any better Look I know there are those of you out there who think that it did get better but I m not talking about the story I mean I don t think that improved much either but the point I m trying to make is that EL James is a terrible writer technically and artistically As a photographer I can tell you that sucking ass in both categories won t get you far Certain people will give you a certain amount of latitude one way or another sure but if your composition is badly placed taken at the wrong time of day crowded confusing and out of focuswell you get it Needless to say I wasn t even halfway through Fifty Shades Darker before I started getting bored but I trudged on and it wasn t much different from any of the boredom I ve experienced before Then I started reading Fifty Shades Freed I can honestly say that I had no idea this kind of feeling was even possible I ve never had a book so thoroughly turn off my desire to read before Ever I would read a page here and there then turn my Kindle off and get online There wouldn t be anything to do online and I d sit at my desk thinking Oh I should really finish that book But then I d just keep surfing the internet To be honest it was because every time I even thought about reaching for my Kindle my brain did this Should we talk about what happened this time around OKHoneymoon Christian throwing a tantrum Ana s boobs get marked up in retaliation Drama drama drama corn some cheese sex sex sex lots of whining Christian being clingy Ana trying to assert her independence blah blah blah It reads exactly like the other two books with its repetitive wording and infuriating platitudes and because of this it suffers far than the other two books I was tired of reading this shit The only thing that set this one apart was the utter weirdness of a few of the scenes Like Christian marking up Ana s titties after she goes topless on a beach in the south of France Yeah it happens It s OK though Ana gives him a pass because emotionally he s stuck in adolescence and this apparently gives him free reign to do as he likes with impunity She s angry at first sure but she forgives him Even after he has the balls to say Well you won t take your top off again The temerity of this character is astounding EL James has managed to create one of the most blatantly antagonistic sociopaths I ve ever seen yet women everywhere are gobbling it up like he s the best thing since the vibrator But nothing really happens in the first 90% of the book except a lot of emotional manipulation Ana and Christian play games with each other s emotions and genuinely seem to have absolutely no clue how to communicate with another human being It s apparently all good though because the sex makes up for any lack of connection they should have During one sex scene Ana thinks We still have this We ll always have this No No you won t Your sex life may still be fulfilling after five ten or even fifteen years but it won t be the same No not at all And if you think for one second that sex can make up for the emotional connection and teamwork a marriage reuires you re going to be sorely disappointed Look I m all for fantasy but I guess I like mine tinged with a little reality than this Friendship is the foundation of any solid relationship and without it you re just bumpin uglies until it gets boring Arguably the best thing to come out of this book was the fun I had discussing butt plugs with my sister in law Yes there s a sex scene involving a butt plug and yes it s both hilarious and disturbing if for nothing else but EL James refusal to use the word ass Ana is always using the words behind and bottom to describe her other down there and those words do not mesh well with the concept of an anal sex toy I m sorry but hearing about how Christian inserted a butt plug into Ana s bottom made me both uncomfortable and highly amused Or when he inserted his finger into her behind No No As a child you have a behind or a bottom but once you hit about 14 or so it s your butt or your ass Only occasionally can the other words be used in reference to an older individual and be gotten away with As amusing as all that was however it didn t hold a candle to the things that went on when they were finished engaging in anal play Just to be clear I don t have anything against people who find pleasure in the anus If that s your thing hey power to ya So I don t have a problem with the sex scenes themselves However when Christian fingered Ana s arsehole and then didn t wash his handsyeah I was a little grossed out They re cuddling and everything afterward and on a constant loop in my head was poopy finger poopy finger poopy fingerpoopyfinger My sister in law said she was wondering if he was going to make her suck on it like he did every other time he jammed his digits into her nether regions But wait there s Ana asks Christian who cleans the toys this is after they ve used the aforementioned butt plug and he informs her it s either him a submissive or Mrs Jones Mrs Jones the hired help She s a maid and a cook for pete s sake not a wall washer at the local gentleman s club God Can you imagine taking a housekeeping job with some 27 year old douche canoe and all you re expecting is dusting vacuuming cooking etc and the next thing you know he s handing you a bowl of used butt plugs Or maybe he s not even handing them to you he just mentions that hey that mysterious almost always locked spare room could use a good cleaning and you walk in to discover not only that you ve stumbled into some kind of David Lynchian porn den but you ve also been greeted by the smell of stale sex and ass And oh There s a bowl of dirty butt plugs on the sideboard Mr and Mrs Brady may have had their freaky naughty time but I highly doubt they were crass enough to make Alice clean up after it So then Ana takes the butt plug yes I m still on this and washes it off in the sink then vaguely wonders if it needs to be sanitized somehow Well AnaI m thinking yes Yes it should probably be subjected to some sort of sanitation process But that s just my opinion When you read scenes like that over the course of several books it really comes as no surprise when you discover that Ana has missed several appointments with her gyno and apparently completely forgotten about her birth control shot You know where this is going Christian is going to fuh reeeaaak Christian I m pregnant And at first Christian s all like But then he s like Then he storms out and is never heard from again Ha I wish cause that would ve been the end of the story and it would ve served Ana right for being such an idiot But alas he returns and there s nothing to be done for it except melodrama He comes home drunk and Ana finds out he saw the bitch troll pedophile again and she feels betrayed and yadda yadda So they fight and this is the only time in any of the books that they actually have a raging screaming match and yeah it was about fucking time it happened but even the fight is tainted by Ana s ridiculous assertions that if Christian touches her he ll just get his way because her traitorous body will succumb to him Christian spends the entire book shutting Ana up with his penis So then the ending happens Something about Hyde kidnapping Christian s sister or some shit Ana saves the day Funny No it really is cause the girl s dumb Well when that shit s all over we get this weird ass epilogue wherein Ana asserts that she thinks their in utero daughter likes sex already because she s dancing around in her mother s womb aftersex I guess so There isn t a sex scene so not only is this remark fucking weird it s also oddly misplaced Then Christian sucks popsicle off of his son s fingers What is with EL James and the finger suckingEdit A commenter brought to my attention the fact that there is indeed a sex scene before the aforementioned conversation about the baby liking sex So I double checked and yes there is a sex scene right before The confusion came about as the direct result of EL James s inability to maintain a coherent timelineAfter the epilogue there s even pointless drivel The beginning of Fifty Shades of Grey from Christian s perspective I can hear the collective suee and the panties droppin and it kinda makes me wanna choke a bitch But that s not even the worst of it No the worst is that it ends right as Christian s leaving the hardware store and as the narrative comes to a close the reader is treated to this That s allfor now Can t someone end this Can we take up a collection to just fucking pay her to stopI think one of the best blurbs for this series and this installment in particular would have to be something my older sister said about it after I told her there s a Happily Ever After ending Maybe she ll write a fourth book in which after having three kids being isolated and losing her job he finally hits her and the cops get called leading to his arrest She leaves and takes half his damn shit plus child support Cuz after three kids and several years down there ain t gonna drip at the sight of him any Kimberly BrownHarsh and bitter Perhaps but that s reality Like I said before it would be nice if we could have a little realistic fantasy it s not an oxymoron if you know what I m talking about Christian Grey might have been a desirable character ifwell if he weren t Christian GreyTo be honest I m disappointed in this review I just can t seem to muster the same amount of enthusiasm as before Or even come close All I know is that I tried to write this twice before but lost it both times due to computer error and I took that as a sign that I shouldn t over think it Maybe this review reflects the book itself haphazard and drained Whatever the case the only burst of energy I got during this book was at the end When it was done It should come as no surprise that my reaction when finishing this book was not despondent depression Far from it When I read that last word and knew I could finally finally walk away from this trilogy I felt Yeah It was that good It was taking a giant crap after being constipated for a week good Or getting laid for the first time in years good Ifeltsofree The only thing good about the Fifty Shades trilogy is the moment it finally ends Word Count Oh my 52 Crap 46 Jeez 58Holy shitfuckcraphellcowmoses 108Whoa 14Gasp 60Gasps 15Sharp Intake of Breath 2Murmur 115Murmurs 186Whisper 194Whispers 190Mutter 88Mutters 38Fifty 67Lip 51 Inner goddess 33 Subconscious 48Click here for my review of Fifty Shades of GreyClick here for my review of Fifty Shades DarkerClick here for my review of the Fifty Shades Trilogy

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  • Fifty Shades Freed
  • E.L. James
  • English
  • 03 March 2020
  • 9781612130606

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