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READ Þ YEEZY950.US Í Eoin Colfer FREE READ Þ Artemis Fowl Eoin Colfer Í 1 FREE READ Mailt het naar zijn Mac Op ingenieuze wijze kraakt hij de code van het magische boek en ontdekt zo een manier om de elfen hun befaamde goud afhandig te maken Hij slaagt erin kapitein Holly Short de eerste vrouwelijke officier van de elfBI te ontvoer. It s the setting the fantasy sci fi crossover mix the humor and the good oldfashioned badass smartass character trope that make this series an entertaining read I ve so far read no children books author who made such a mix and I would in general like to see tech and Sci Fi there instead of just fantasy all the shelves up and downThe tech is not broken down to ridiculous simplicity but not too complex and perfect for speeding up and slowing down the plot some character development problems dialogues and motivations could be hidden innuendos to grown up readers something Rick Riordan loves to do to and most important this is something that can really get kids into reading because it s no standard fiction but something with hearth and soul that dares to be defiantIt unites reflection space for male and female readers combines different genres and oh my gosh has a message in it From now on I am reflecting on why people some friends just a joke I don t have social contacts and great human beings that s really ridiculous get bite reflexes when reading children s books so it might get a bit controversialI don t get it why people always tend to overreact if there is a harmless message in a book that doesn t say anything racist extreme dangerous but criticizes human nature and is pro environmental protection instead It s not as if it was recruiting and brainwashing for dangerous political or religious ideologies it s about saving the planet and being critical regarding other humans intentions and society in generalAdults bashing children books authors for having a positive agenda towards a better world should possibly debate with their real political opponents I don t care about politics any except everything progressive that doesn t do harm from whoever it comes just focus on the future in the form of the next generations the environment and science instead of highly subjectively interpreting and seeing perfidious conspiracy theory stuff in books for 9 to 15 year oldsThe funniest thing is that this is no metaphysical blah blah about any kind of not so important not clear philosophical faith stuff that doesn t matter it s the only living space we have and the author is damn right to describe us as what we are and what we doOther critics seem to have problems with villain characters who aren t honest and law abiding because kids reading books will become criminals with such bad role models not with such great ones as the kids watching political debates and TV in general and playing computer gamesOr finally the character design and credibility of a book that should be understandable to I have to overemphasize and repeat myself kids small humans not adults is sooo bad that the book deserves just one star Come on man really Rick Riordan Derek Landy anything without too critical content is superb but as soon as something one doesn t like is integrated the book is bad and the artificial error searching and cherry picking begins Probably time for a bit of self reflection and priority settingOr do they wish to offend kids by doing as if they were stupid by just telling them that all is happy go lucky unicorns rainbows glitter lollypops and stuff and that all humans are friendly just as the adults do to avoid critical thinking By breeding the next population of opportunistic no brainers all problems are worseningTropes show how literature is conceptualized and created and which mixture of elements makes works and genres uniue The Great Game The Struggle for Empire in Central Asia like to see tech and Sci Fi there instead of just fantasy all the shelves up and downThe tech is not broken down to ridiculous simplicity but not too complex and perfect for speeding up and slowing down the plot some character development problems dialogues and motivations could be hidden innuendos to grown up readers something Rick Riordan Claudette Colvin Twice Toward Justice loves to do to and most important this is something that can really get kids into reading because it s no standard fiction but something with hearth and soul that dares to be defiantIt unites reflection space for male and female readers combines different genres and oh my gosh has a message in it From now on I am reflecting on why people some friends just a joke I don t have social contacts and great human beings that s really ridiculous get bite reflexes when reading children s books so it might get a bit controversialI don t get it why people always tend to overreact if there is a harmless message in a book that doesn t say anything racist extreme dangerous but criticizes human nature and is pro environmental protection instead It s not as if it was recruiting and brainwashing for dangerous political or religious ideologies it s about saving the planet and being critical regarding other humans intentions and society in generalAdults bashing children books authors for having a positive agenda towards a better world should possibly debate with their real political opponents I don t care about politics any except everything progressive that doesn t do harm from whoever it comes just focus on the future in the form of the next generations the environment and science instead of highly subjectively interpreting and seeing perfidious conspiracy theory stuff in books for 9 to 15 year oldsThe funniest thing is that this is no metaphysical blah blah about any kind of not so important not clear philosophical faith stuff that doesn t matter it s the only Thrill Me Do Not Disturb living space we have and the author is damn right to describe us as what we are and what we doOther critics seem to have problems with villain characters who aren t honest and Vildanden law abiding because kids reading books will become criminals with such bad role models not with such great ones as the kids watching political debates and TV in general and playing computer gamesOr finally the character design and credibility of a book that should be understandable to I have to overemphasize 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READ Þ YEEZY950.US Í Eoin Colfer FREE READ Þ Artemis Fowl Eoin Colfer Í 1 FREE READ Artemis Fowl is een twaalfjarig crimineel meesterbrein belust op macht en geld en immer in gezelschap van zijn boomlange bodyguard Butler Wanneer Artemis erachter komt dat iedere elf een magisch boek bezit steelt hij een exemplaar fotografeert het en. i managed to decipher the code written below the book so for those who are interestedread onTHE PROPHECIES OF OHM PHLEGM POT CLEANER TO FROND ELFEN KING I AM OHM PHLEGM POT CLEANER TO THE KING BUT I AM MUCH MORE THAN THAT FOR I SEE THE FUTURE WRITTEN IN THE PHLEGM FOR CENTURIES WE PIXIES HAVE READ THE PHLEGM BUT I AM THE BEST THERE HAS EVER BEEN MY VISIONS ARE GENERALLY OF LITTLE IMPORTANCE I FORETELL OUTBREAKS OF TROLL POX OR GAS SPASMS AMONG ELDERLY DWARFS BUT SOMETIMES EVEN A POOR POT CLEANER CAN SEE WONDROUS THINGS A VISION CAME TO ME TWO MOONS AGO WHEN I WAS GAZING DEEP INTO HIS MAJESTY S OWN PHLEGM POT I WAS HEATING THE POT OVER A FLAME WHEN THE SIGN APPEARED THIS VISION WAS MORE VIVID AND DETAILED THAN ANY I HAD PREVIOUSLY SEEN BECAUSE OF ITS IMPORTANCE I DECIDED TO WRITE IT DOWN FOR POSTERITY AND SO I CAN SAY I TOLD YOU SO I SAW AN AGE WHEN THE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DRIVEN UNDERGROUND BY THE MUD MEN THIS IS WHAT THE PHLEGM TOLD ME IN THIS TIME ONE SHALL COME AMONG US FOWL BY NAME AND FOUL BY NATURE A MUD MAN UNLIKE ANY OTHER HE SHALL LEARN OUR SECRETS AND USE THEM AGAINST US I SEE HIM NOW AS PLAIN AS DAY HIS FACE IS PALE HE HAS DARK EYES AND RAVEN HAIR YET IT MUST BE A MISTAKE FOR HE SEEMS A MERE YOUTH SURELY NO MUD BOY COULD OUTWIT THE PEOPLE BUT NOW I SEE THAT THE BOY IS NOT ALONE HE IS AIDED BY A FORMIDABLE WARRIOR SCARRED FROM A THOUSAND BATTLES THIS FOWL SHALL HOLD THE PEOPLE TO RANSOM FOR THEIR MOST PRECIOUS POSSESSION GOLD AND IN SPITE OF ALL OUR MAGIC THERE IS A CHANCE THAT HE WILL PREVAIL FOR HE HAS DISCOVERED HOW TO ESCAPE THE TIME FIELD UNFORTUNATELY HOW THE STORY ENDS I CANNOT SAY BUT THERE WAS MORE TO SEE THERE IS ANOTHER STORY TO COME SOMEONE WILL BRING THE PEOPLE AND MUD MEN TOGETHER THE WORST OF BOTH RACES THIS FAIRYS GOAL IS TO GRIND ALL THE CREATURES OF THE EARTH BENEATH HIS BOOT AND WHO IS THIS TRAITOR IT IS NOT CLEAR BUT HE SHALL START A WAR UNLIKE ANYTHING THE PEOPLE HAVE EVER SEEN THOSE WHO WERE ENEMIES SHALL BE UNITED AGAINST HIM AND FOR THE FIRST TIME THERE WILL BE MUD MEN BELOW GROUND I HAVE ONE CLUE TO HIS IDENTITY A RIDDLE GOBLINS SHALL RISE AND HAVEN SHALL FALL A VILLAINOUS ELF IS BEHIND IT ALL TO FIND THE ONE WHO SO DISAPPOINTS LOOK YE TO WHERE THE FINGER POINTS INSTEAD OF ONE FACE THIS ELF HAS TWO BOTH SPEAK FALSE AND NONE SPEAK TRUE WHILE PUBLICLY HE LENDS A HELPING HAND HIS TRUE AIM IS TO SEIZE COMMAND I KNOW IT S NOT VERY PLAIN IS IT I DON T UNDERSTAND EITHER BUT PERHAPS IN THE FUTURE ALL WILL BECOME CLEAR LOOK FOR A POWER HUNGRY ELF WHO HAS A FINGER POINTED TO HIM DURING OUR TALE AND SO THIS IS OHM S LEGACY A WARNING THAT MAY SAVE THE WORLD FROM TOTAL DESTRUCTION THERE S NOT MUCH TO WORK WITH I KNOW THE DETAILS ARE A BIT SKETCHY MY ADVICE TO YOU IS TO CONSULT THE PHLEGM IT MAY BE THAT YOU ARE SENSITIVE I HAVE BURIED THIS PROPHECY WITH MY PHLEGM POT IF YOU ARE NOT FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO WORK AS A POT CLEANER THEN THERE IS USUALLY A SUPPLY OF PHLEGM EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A COLD HERE END ETH THE FIRST PROPHECIES OF OHM BUT BECAUSE OF THE IMPORTANCE OF MY VISIONS I SHALL REPEAT THE PROPHECIES ONCE MORE IF YOU HAVE JUST BEGUN TO UNDERSTAND THE TEXT THEN READ ON IF YOU HAVE WORKED OUT THE ENTIRE MESSAGE THEN CONGRATULATIONS NOW GO AND SAVE THE WORLDthis was written in the book at least 3 times Good Blonde Others least 3 times

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